What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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women's rights

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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Justin Bieber

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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I regret everything.....

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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PICKLES

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Anti Joke

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