A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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