- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

What does water taste like? Water

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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