Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Gordon Brown smiles.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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