I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Ebola

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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