- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

im watching you..

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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