- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Women's rights.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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