Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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1+1=2

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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SBB

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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