how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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Anti Joke

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