- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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