- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Obama walks into a hospital....

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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