Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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CFL

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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