Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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I <3 Hitler

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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