96 there mad at each other instead its 69

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

This statement is false.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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