Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Ebola

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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