- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Albino African Americans

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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