- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Knock knock. Get out!!

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Not a joke.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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