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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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