What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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