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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Agent 47.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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