What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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