Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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