snooki

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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lol

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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