Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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