Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Men

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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