- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Q- Why? A- Why not?

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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