A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Wright flyer

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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