a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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