whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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I love alchohol!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Yes ma'am?". She orders a gin and tonic, but the bartender had gave her two without realising, and so she pays for one only. She starts to contemplate whether to tell the bartender about his error or to just leave it and have a free glass of gin and tonic. However as she is a christian, gluttony is a sin, and she already had enough to drink today. However, she feels the need to have a relaxing drink today, because as she was on her job as a receptionist, when a customer tripped on the last step of the stairs behind her and broke his neck, dying instantly, which deeply saddened her. This later led her to indulge on 3 glasses of red wine in the staff room. She finally concludes after a few moments pondering, to not tell the bartender about his error, and pampered herself with two relaxing glasses of gin and tonic. Her dead, mutilated body was later found in the rubble of a car after a head-on collision with a truck.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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