- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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