- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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