hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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