How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Hey, speaking of anti jokes, there is much in the bible that facinates me, but that I find to be... Very... Ilogical, but then again I know a lot about the spiritual to open the the possibility to the (maybe) fact that the answers lie in the spiritual realm or you know whatever you prefer to call it. But you know, God has existed for eternities eternal etc, forever, and only some few thousand years ago he decided to let there be light? Kinda makes sense to why he was such a hardass in the first testament, I mean wow it must have been depressive for eternal eternities until he created light huh? Maybe he slept as many other Gods tend to do in a theological perspective. The other that baffles me completely: God has an enemy known as Sin, that is so powerful that he must sacrifice his own son in order to keep it away? I mean has Sin ever sacrificed anything to good? In that way they would be opposites and not God sarcificing stuff as humans sacrificed stuff animals (and almost a son Iscaac right? Because you know God and Satan where kinda chummy and enjoyed betting and good sport... My viewpoint at least) And Now I just repeat myself, but if Light was Gods first invention, who created voice? Was it part of his being? Why was light not part of his being? Is light not the path to God? "The Light"? Its horsehead Network and I do not expect much of this site sincerely, but if you find the time, the care, the love and Guidance of God provides (yeah I am appealing to your Good Christian side) then please find it in your Jesus filled heart to leave me what you think is missing or perhaps I do not understand at all. And if I ever become a Christian again, ill tell God and Jesus that you where the person that got me there, put in a good word for eternal life huh? Get you and maybe even your mother and father that made you that kind with Gods guidance a nice V.I.P place up there huh? If there is a God out there, he loves all the same yeah, but he keeps favorites, I mean those that suffer eternally in hell... I don't like questioning what I do not understand to a certain tangible degree, but does he do this with the same love he treats those that go to heaven?

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