Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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