- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

I like your hair

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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