you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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were at work systems r down

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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Anti Joke

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