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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

minorities.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

A baby seal walks into a club.

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