Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

u suck

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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