- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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