- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Miscarriages.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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