- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

whos district champs not JM

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Dyslexia ruels!

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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