Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

Im about to rewrite History....... History

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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