What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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