- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

What does water taste like? Water

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

im gay

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

What did Washington say to California? WC

adam hodgson !

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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