- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

V I T A M I N C !

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

hard cheese

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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