- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

PIED NINNY!

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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