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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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