- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

women's rights

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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