What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Stealth baseballs record

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Why did the man die? He was old.

What is the difference?

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Anthony sucks

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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