- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Cancer.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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