- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

what's worse then a blowjob?

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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