- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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