- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

You know whats better than 24? 25

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

whats 7+4? 74

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