- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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save me from the nothing ive become

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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