- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

guest what i love pancakes

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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