Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

National security?

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

What? Yes.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

a black man did not eat chicken.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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