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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

what do you call a black guy african american

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Once there was a girl named Andrea

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Skrillex.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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