Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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i just pooped that is all!

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I can count to potato.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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