- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

it's funny because it's funny

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

How old is your mom Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

womens rights.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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