Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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Banana Hamock.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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Terraria

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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