- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

JUST KIDDING^

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Adam Chebali has no life

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