What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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