god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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Anti Joke

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